Another installment of "How Long?"

Last year, after Bill Clinton announced that he had to have quadruple bypass heart surgery, I wondered aloud on this very web site about how long it would take before some right-wing radio boob stated that Clinton deviously timed the build-up of muck in his arteries to help the Democrats win the election.

As I recall, the answer was about 20 hours, but I can't remember if it was Limbaugh or Hannity.

I'm starting a similar make-believe timer today.

How long do you think it'll take the right-wing radio boobs to turn the reported Chlamydia outbreak in San Francisco's zoo into an excuse to take another stupid, bigoted jab at gays and/or liberals? My guess is that it'll happen by the end of the day.

I'll keep you posted.