Help, please: Least influential Atlantans

I'm doing a story for Creative Loafing about the 11 least influential Atlantans.

Do you have any suggestions?

The list is a mix of funny and serious. Last year's "least influential" list included the chair of the Cobb County Democratic Party, an Alpharetta city councilman banned from using e-mail and an abandoned dog.

Please send any and all of your ideas. Do you know anyone at war with a neighbor? Someone who can't get a date? Someone trying to fight city hall? Someone that no one pays any attention to. You get the idea. Suggest away!

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