U.S.-Pakistani relations getting worse?

Thanks to those pesky guerilla marketers, my new column was ignored by the mainstream media, again.

This week's column is about the deteriorating relationship between the U.S. and Pakistan.
A couple of weeks ago, John Negroponte caused a major diplomatic stink between the United States and Pakistan. He did it by doing the most undiplomatic thing an American government official could do to Pakistan, short of opening a HoneyBaked Ham franchise in Islamabad or spray-painting "cricket is 4 fags" on the presidential palace.


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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to glue this column to a bunch of lite-brites and stick them on bridges and underpasses around town.

4 comments:

13:34 Grayson: Atlanta, GA said...

I'll alert APD.

Me: "Hello, APD. Andy has a column out. Consider yourself warned."

APD: "Andy? On that Wal-Mart flog again? We'll click right on over there, 10-4."

13:40 Andisheh Nouraee said...

I just moved to Dekalb. They'll probably just shoot me.

15:03 Lady Crumpet said...

I had NPR on while getting ready this morning. Mostly coverage about Iraq, Iran, global warming. Didn't hear anything about guerrilla marketers, which is as it should be.

I also watched a recent Frontline about how the Taliban has managed a resurgence in Afghanistan. It seems Musharraf can only be trusted to protect his own interests.

15:31 Grayson: Atlanta, GA said...

Huh? Musharraf is supposed to be in Atlanta, watching out for my ass 'cause I know Laura Mallory's after it now.