I Gotta Have Faith

The U.S. Supreme Court has backed a religious group in New Mexico that uses hallucinogenic tea in one of its religious ceremonies.

Said Chief Justice John Roberts, the Feds did not meet a burden of proof sufficient to ban "the sect's sincere religious practice."

So, will someone out there please devise a faith whose "sincere religious practice" somehow involves White Rhino? "

And please hurry. Bonnaroo is less than three months away!