The Doug Dank Project's Guest Monologist this week: ME

Start gathering rotten fruit.
On Wednesday, July 19 at 10:00 P.M., I will be the guest monologist on The Doug Dank Project, a live improv comedy show at Push Push Theater in Decatur. Admission is $5.

The guest monologist's job is to start the show with an entertaining story or anecdote that the show's improv performers use as a starting point for a series of improv scenes.

Last week's performers, Christian Danley, Rene Dellefont, Matt Stanton and Dan Triandiflou took a minute-long story by Adult Swimmer Jay Edwards and turned it into an hour-long improvised story featuring toilet-based bartenders, violent flowers, and animals who aspire to work on film crews. It was very strange and very funny. I'm sure that, even if my monologue consists mumbling incoherently for a minute then fainting, the actors could turn it into something funny and worthwhile. They're that effing good.

It's entirely possible that me, my lady, and some friends will be across the parking lot at either Figo or Corner Pub before the show. Please join us if you can.

UPDATE: 8:30P at Corner Pub for pre-show drinks.