Creative Loafing Cover Story: Atlanta's 11 Least Influential People

I wrote this week's cover story in Creative Loafing.

It's called "Atlanta's 11 Least Influential People." Among the those profiled, a man who got fined after someone else broke his septic line, Atlanta residents who have tried for three years to get a dump truck towed from in front of a fire hydrant, a panda nobody cares about, and a city councilman who was ordered by the mayor not to speak.

The story is rambling, silly and disjointed -- not unlike its author.

Special shout-out to Joeff Davis for taking the amazing pictures that accompany it, and to Ken and Mara for editing.