Goals for '07

My goals for '07:

*Gain 15 pounds before the swimming pool opens.
*Spend less time with my friends and family.
*Watch a lot more TV, read less.
*Put off some important projects around the house.
*Go deeper into debt.
*Start smoking.

Wish me luck.

2 comments:

09:47 Anonymous said...

I've already met all of your goals. In fact, I exceeded one of your goals by 3 pounds.

I'm pudgy!

10:47 Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Nouree,

Congratulations on your New Year's resolutions. I am writing to inform you that upon completion of the aformentioned goals, you will eligible to become a Republican.