Anna Nicole Smith's Baby: Why now?

Somebody asked "Why are you, Andisheh Nouraee, just coming forward now about being the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Danielynn? Is it for the money?"

Good question. Insulting, but good.

90% of the reason I'm coming forward now is that I'm concerned for the welfare of the child. Only 10% of the reason is money, which, based on media estimates, would still leave me with at least $40 million.

2 comments:

14:13 possum said...

You're going to spend a lot of that on your friends, right? Lunch next week?

23:48 possum said...

Also, cigars?