"What’s next? Marrying an animal?"-Braves pitcher John Smoltz, criticizing proponents of gay marriage in 2004.
"Braves star John Smoltz and his wife Dyan are getting a divorce, the pitcher's agent said Friday."-AJC.com
So, what's next, John? Marrying an animal?
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Speaking of the Braves...
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07040/760717-63.stm
If the Pittsburgh Pirates can open up a community rec. center...
This is exactly what the Braves should do with the Sportsplex, which is for sale a half block away from Turner Field. Time for the Braves to give back to the community. They've shit on the surrounding neighborhood for years.
I used to have a ferocious, meow-y, crush on Smotlzee years ago, way before I heard him claim Christian Fundy-ism, gay-bashing, etc. as healthy activities for sporting families. (Whatcha wanna bet that some serious extra-curricular, animlistic-like activities have been going on in the Smoltz's "'perfect" marriage?)
He could marry me now I suppose, but I'm high maintenance and require lots of "animalistic" blogging... amongst other things.
If Smoltzie's going to the farm, he ought to check out that horse video that Grant is showing everybody!
Possum... YOU need to check out that video! Just satisfy that obviously burning curiosity once and for all, ok? Shoot, I bet Anna Nicole's baby-daddy, Andy here, would even go with you, if you ask him nicely.
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