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Tuesday, Feb. 06, 2007
Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
By AP

One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

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3 comments:

17:40 possum said...

Not even a LITTLE gay? NO! Not even a little! All macho hetero man! Now he can start porking the chicks in his congregation! Like Earl Paulk -- the Sinatra of modern Christianity!

21:44 Anonymous said...

I wonder if that "intensive counseling" included Snickers bars and ripping out chest hair.

14:13 Anonymous said...

he is completely heterosexual. and he doesn't know why all those fags keep sucking his dick.