Out of town

Pardon the nonbloggery. I was out of town. I was in Orlando auditioning for a game show. I'd write about it, but I signed a non-disclosure. Seriously. I didn't get on, so there's nothing to tell.

Other than this.

On the way down, I stopped at a mall in Tifton, Ga. looking for a book store. I walked into the mall and had the following conversation with the man at the John Deere apparel store.

Me: Excuse me, is there a book store in this mall.

Him: No, there isn't.

Me: Is there a book store in town?

Him: There aren't any real book stores in Tifton. Just Christian book stores.

Writing that story now, I'm starting to think that the funniest part isn't what he said. It's the phrase "John Deere apparel."